K. J. Cheetham MPhys (hons) PhD CPhys MInstP MIET

Coding interests


I am primarily interested in Perl and PHP, though I am famailar with other web development technologies, including XHTML, SQL, CSS and ASP. I have experience with basic remote administration of Apache web-servers and have had day-to-day experience of Microsoft Windows 3.1 to 10, Mac OS X and Linux.


I am an certified Microsoft Office Specialist in using Excel, Word and Powerpoint 2007 and am familiar with Origin for scientific modelling applications. I am also proficient with typesetting documents using LaTeX.


My Perl Geek code block:

-----BEGIN PERL GEEK CODE BLOCK-----
Version: 0.01
P++ c? P6- R++ M+>++ O++ MA+ E+ PU- BD C++ D S++ X+ WP- MO! PP+>++ n
CO-- PO- o G++ A- OLC--OLCC+OLJ+OLP--OLR--OLCO--OLS---OLL--OLA--
Ee---- Ev Eon Eot-Eob-Eoa-uL++>+++uB uS uH!uo w-m osA osBE-
------END PERL GEEK CODE BLOCK------ 
  

My Hacker Key: v4sw6HPhw6ln4pr4ck3ma8u6LMw4WXm5l6DEi52e7/8t4BDEGLNRSTVWXb6HIORTen5aIs5Mr7g6GPR


Microsoft Office Specialist


Code?

Previous projects worked on at some point, with varying levels of involvement (in no particular order):


Web-hosting

I do have some web-space available, please contact me for further details.


Closing remarks

Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.
-- Rich Cook